I don't have to be in your house to fuck up your couch.

Fuck Yo Couch

I don't know who this is rapping, but it's fucking hilarious.
"If a motherfucker spillin' his drink on you while in the club and you fresh, he's fucking up your couch.
If a bitch loud as hell in your ear while you trying to get your smoke on, she's fucking up your couch man."

as an added bonus.........

Prince Paul Presents: A Prince Among Thieves

This is a great concept album that has a great cinematic feel to it. Follow Tariq (Breezly Brewin from the Juggaknots) as he attempts to get a demo together for the Wu while getting locked up, set up, and fucked up.

Features Kool Keith as a weapons dealer, Big Daddy Kane as a pimp, Chubb Rock as a gang kingpin, Chris Rock and De La Soul as crack addicts, Everlast as a crooked cop, and Sadat X and Xzibit as prison inmates.

Bonus: Here is a video with snippets from the album!
Prince Paul Music Video